The price of goat feces is continuously rising in China.
Because it's rich in protein and
Used with milk and served with smoothies...
😳😳😳😳😳😳
It is also used to mahe strong coffee
Don’t take us back to eating bats, uncle, have mercy🤪
The price of goat feces is continuously rising in China. Because it's rich in protein and… wait for it… used with milk and served in smoothies? Yes, you read that right. 😳 Smoothies infused with goat droppings are apparently all the rage for their supposed health benefits.
But that’s not all—it’s also being brewed into strong coffee, because apparently, regular caffeine just doesn't cut it anymore. Forget about your caramel lattes or macchiatos; we’re entering the goat poop espresso era. 🤯
Is this the next big superfood trend, or have we finally gone too far? While some claim it’s an ancient remedy packed with nutrients, others are questioning how we’ve come from sipping artisanal coffees to this bizarre concoction.
Let’s be real for a second, though. First, it was bats, then exotic pangolins, and now goat poop? Uncle, please, have mercy on our sanity! 🤪 Can’t we just stick to chia seeds or kale smoothies?
What’s next—fancy goat poop skincare routines? Or gourmet poop pastries? The world is truly unpredictable, and we’re just along for the ride. Would you try this “delicacy” or steer clear? Let us know in the comments
below!
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Thank you for this gift of bullshit. Or should I say goat shit? LOLOLOLOLOL! Regardless, you suck and this site sucks. Go away.
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